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The plot of Twilight is just like Ocarina of Time.; Seriously.
Topic Started: Jul 28 2009, 02:42 AM (831 Views)
Dark Link
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Zelda: *gasp* Who's there!

*Link walks out of a dark corner and into the open*

Link: I love watching you sleep.

Zelda: Oh. It's you...I know what you are.

Link: Do you really?

Zelda: Yes.

Link: Then say it. Out loud.

Zelda: ......

Link: SAY IT.

Zelda: A...a vampire...

Link: ...Are you afraid?

Zelda: N...no...

Link: You should be.

Zelda: W...what?

Link: Do you love me?

Zelda: Of course. You're all I think about.

Link: Good. Because I want to protect you.

Zelda: *smiles* Thank you.

Link: *leans in close*

Zelda: .....

Link: Do you trust me?

Zelda: *pauses for a second* Y...yes. I do.

Link: WRONG ANSWER, YOU WHORE!

*Link furiously bit down into Zelda's neck and slowly, but painfully, sucked away the blood of the poor and trusting princess. She tried to scream but her voice no longer echoed in the dark and silent night. Zelda struggled to remain conscious but it was too late. Her time had come to an end.*

Link: *stands up and wipes his mouth* Another victim dies tonight. Time to get back to my journey.

*Link disappeared into the nightly abyss, leaving the lifeless corpse of the once beautiful princess Zelda left to drown in her own bloody sadness.*

THE END.


See what I mean? They fit perfectly together.
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Zero Flare
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Hehe, the 'wrong answer, you whore' made me lol.
I honestly thought this was going to be a serious discussion thread, but I suppose they don't exist here.

Still, I couldn't stop laughing.
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Ditto. ^^^
 
CopShadowGuy
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Unexpected/10.
GET AGAINST THE TREE!!!
 
Waterfox
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Please. No ponies.

I see no similarities to Ocarina of Time! (besides Link and Zelda)

Where's Ganonvamp? The Vampire Mask Salesman? Blood Mountain?! Deathrule Castle?!
I give it a 2/10. Try harder!



(it was actually pretty good though)
 
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Jul 28 2009, 12:34 PM
I see no similarities to Ocarina of Time! (besides Link and Zelda)

Where's Ganonvamp? The Vampire Mask Salesman? Blood Mountain?! Deathrule Castle?!
I give it a 2/10. Try harder!



(it was actually pretty good though)
Considering your avatar, you actually have the authority to do that too. You have not only the right, but the responsibility, to hand out failing marks.
 
Roth
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DID SOMEONE SAY META GAME???
I can't imagine how much more fun to read Twilight would be if it were written more like that.
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ShadowForce7
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Link's last line was soooo unexpected.

Very nice.
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Acolyte_of_the_Hero
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You're welcome, Dark Link!
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
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Acolyte_of_the_Hero
Jul 28 2009, 08:56 PM
You're welcome, Dark Link!
Oh yeah, that's right. Thank you. :$
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CopShadowGuy
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They really do fit. I think the next Zelda game should have vampires.
GET AGAINST THE TREE!!!
 
Zero Flare
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CopShadowGuy
Jun 25 2010, 08:25 PM
They really do fit. I think the next Zelda game should have vampires.
Get out.
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Nolan
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Link doesn't talk. He grunts and occasionally screams incoherently.

Incidentally, I'm surprised they haven't added vampires to Zelda yet. I mean, they have zombies and skeletons and ghosts and whatnot.
 
Roth
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DID SOMEONE SAY META GAME???
And werewolves.

Of course, Redeads are pretty similar to the Nosferatu-type of vampire. Y'know, the ones that look really fucked up and stuff. Especially since they don't really EAT Link so much as suck him dry...
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Acolyte_of_the_Hero
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You guys do know that this came from a gamefaqs topic my friend and I found and lol'd at.

It's not 4srs at all, lol.

Too bad I cannot find the original transcript from the site as it was there a year ago. D: It was hilarious and starred Edward as Link going through the Kokiri segment of the game.
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
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